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Hello Up n Smoke Collective,
I would like to place an order for delivery between 2pm-3pm to :
123 My Street NW
My order:
5 Beat Pkg with Gift Choice of 1/8th Blue Dream,
10 Beat Pkg with Gift Choice 1/4 OG Kush.
Here is my ID and SELFIE to prove I am over 21

FLOWER GIFT OPTIONS

$100 MINIMUM

5 Beat Pkg

$50
  • FREE 1/8oz (3.5 GRAMS)

10 Beat Pkg

$100
  • FREE 1/4oz (7 GRAMS)

16 Beat Pkg

$160
  • FREE 1/2oz (14 GRAMS)

28 Beat Pkg

$280
  • FREE 1oz (28 GRAMS)

TOP-SHELF FLOWER GIFT STRAINS BELOW

Wedding Cake is a hybrid with indica-dominance. It is attained by crossing cherry Pie and Girl Scout Cookies (GSC). It gives an exceptionally sweet aromatic essence and a fruity flavour. The taste is a perfect combination of sweetness of cookies and fruitiness of a cherry pie. It works as a calming agent and appetite stimulator, and is quite helpful for patients who experience regular depression-associated syndromes, fibromyalgia, MS and other such related symptoms. It may act as a sedative for patients, but does help in calming down nerves or controlling anxiety stimulating symptoms. Although it might not completely hamper your focus and energy levels, it will cause the usual drying out of eyes and mouth.

Sativa-dominant 3 Kings (sativa/indica ratio of about 70:30) gets its name not from the 1999 movie or even the three wise men of the Bible but from its parentage: a combination of Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush, each among the most popular marijuana strains in the world. The effects, mostly cerebral, reflect this strain’s sativa genes, inducing a focused, energetic feeling perfect for daytime activities together with a relaxed, happy sensation. This is ideal for treating a wide range of conditions, including cramps, depression, migraines and other headaches, inflammation, chronic pain, and insomnia.

Sour Diesel, otherwise known as “Sour D” or “Sour Deez” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain with a 90:10 sativa/indica ratio. The origin of Sour Diesel is frequently debated within the marijuana community. Some say it’s a cross between mass super skunk and 91 Chemdog, while others claim that it’s a cross between Mexican sativa and a Chemdog phenotype. Either way, you can undoubtedly look forward to a high like no other. Couch lock and a “heavy feeling” aren’t a factor when smoking sour diesel. Instead, you can expect an invigorating cerebral high that open up doors of creativity. This strain is commonly used amongst medical patients to relieve anxiety, depression, and chronic fatigue. Although sour diesel consists of some indicia, it’s not the best strain for insomnia and other similar ailments because of the stimulating and lively head high that it delivers. Due to the effervescent contained within this strain, many people choose to smoke sour diesel at the beginning of their day for a head start.

Purple Punch is a rare indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain created through crossing the classic Larry OG with the deliciously potent Grand Daddy Purps. With a one-two punch to the head of euphoric lifted effects and a super high 18-20% average THC level, you’ll feel the knockout high of Purple Punch almost immediately. You’ll feel a slam of euphoria followed by a heady lift that launches you into a state of pure happiness. As your mind creeps higher and higher, your body will begin to drift away into a relaxing state that is very sedative and heady, often leading to a long and peaceful sleep. In combination with its high THC level, these effects make Purple Punch perfect for killing the effects of insomnia, chronic stress, nausea, chronic pain, and depression.

Gelato is a slightly indica dominant hybrid (55% indica/45% sativa) strain created through a cross of the infamous Sunset Sherbet X Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies strains. This dank bud is infamous for its insanely delicious flavor and hugely powerful effects that are fueled by a THC level that hits its low point at 20% on average. Gelato has a flavor that’s said to be much like a sweet sherbet, with fruity blueberry and orange flavors. The aroma is just as sickly sweet, with a lavender citrus berry bouquet that has a woody effect as the nugs are broken apart and smoked. Although it has a tasty flavor, Gelato is definitely best loved for its effects. Even with its slight indica dominance, the high is head heavy in nature and won’t leave you sedated or couch-locked. It starts with a cerebral head rush that hits you in the forehead with an uplifted euphoria and a sense of slightly focused energy. As this head high blissfully builds, a creeping body buzz will slowly wash over you, leaving you completely relaxed and calm with a sense of peace and well being.

The smell of banana peels and Christmas pine trees is what you get with Banana OG. The taste is also like bananas and some people report a cinnamon taste. This is an Indica dominant cross 70:30 Indica/Sativa hybrid between Banana X OG Kush. The THC level is 25%. This plant is a light green color. It has brown hairs that grow quickly and get darker as the date for harvesting approaches. While the yield isn’t as high with this particular strain of cannabis, the potency of it makes up for it. Many people find Banana OG is affordable and gives them a high they enjoy without it being too powerful. Banana OG offers a mellow buzz that sets in quickly. It affects mainly the body so your mind will relax but still be very functional. The overall mellowing effect can help with reducing stress and an anxiety. If you use large amounts of this cannabis, it is going to make your eyelids very heavy. Large amounts can also result in couch lock. It is a good choice for reducing muscle pain and inflammation

Royal Kush, or “The King Among Hybrids,” is an indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa OR 90% indica/10% sativa) strain created through a cross of the infamous Afghani X Skunk #1strains. This insanely powerful bud boasts an intense THC level that typically falls above the 25% mark and a myriad of impressively potent indica effects. The high starts in the head with a hazy cerebral rush that leaves you insanely uplifted and euphoric but with a distant introspective feeling that rids the mind of any racing thoughts or pain. This head high slowly begins to ebb throughout the body, leaving you in a state of utter relaxation and drowsiness that slowly creeps up on you before hitting you like a brick wall. The comedown almost always leads to a deep and peaceful sleep that lasts for hours on end without interruption. Because of these often overpowering effects, Royal Kush is said to be perfect for treating chronic stress, nausea, chronic pain, insomnia, and mild to moderate cases of depression.
Zookies is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Animal Cookies X Gorilla Glue #4 strains. If you’re a fan of the Cookie family, this bud is totally for you. Zookies brings together the delicious cookie flavors you know and love and blends them with the mind-bending potency of Gorilla Glue #4 for a super lifted and long lasting high that will leave you totally relaxed from head to toe. It comes on with a super fast onset that launches through your mind, leaving it blissfully calm and unfocused. A relaxing body stone comes next, washing over you and lulling you into a state of complete peace and calm with a touch of slightly sedative couch-lock. Thanks to these effects and its super high 23-25% average THC level, Zookies is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms or cramps, and nausea or appetite loss.

CONCENTRATE GIFT OPTIONS

5 Beat Pkg

$50
  • FREE 1G SHATTER

6 Beat Pkg

$60
  • FREE 1/2G OIL DISTILLATE CARTRIDGE

7 Beat Pkg

$70
  • FREE 1 GRAM OF CRUMBLE

9 Beat Pkg

$90
  • FREE 1G LIVE RESIN OR 1G OIL DISTILLATE CARTRIDGE

CONCENTRATE GIFT CHOICES

T.I.T.S. Shatter

CO2: SUNSET SHERBERT (H) – STAR DAWG (H) – ANIMAL COOKIES (H) – SNOW CAP (H) – BERRY WHITE (I)

S= Sativa   –   H= Hybrid  –  I= Indica

DISTILLATE:  DURBAN POISON (S) – GREEN CRACK (S) – BANANA KUSH (I) – TANGIE (S) – WATERMELON (I)

S= Sativa   –   H= Hybrid  –  I= Indica

JACKS CLEANER – SUNSET SHERBET – TRINITY OG KUSH – BLUE COOKIES – DO SI DOS

1G CRUMBLE

EDIBLE GIFT OPTIONS

1 Beat Pkg

$10
  • FREE 50MG EDIBLE

1.5 Beat Pkg

$15
  • FREE PRE-ROLL

2 Beat Pkg

$20
  • FREE 100MG Edible

4 Beat Pkg

$40
  • FREE 200MG Edible

CHOOSE YOUR EDIBLE OR PRE-ROLL GIFTS BELOW

100mg Pack Gummy Bears (25mg each, pack of 4)

100mg Pack CANNACUBES (25mg each, pack of 4)

100mg LOLLIPOP

100MG CHOCOLATE CAKE POP

100MG PEANUT BUTTER POP

DARK BELGIUM CHOCOLATE WEED BAR

Just like a brownie, but a cookie. Chocolate Chip 100MG