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Hello Up n Smoke Collective,
I would like to place an order for delivery between 2pm-3pm to :
123 My Street NW
My order:
5 Beat Pkg with Gift Choice of 1/8th Blue Dream,
10 Beat Pkg with Gift Choice 1/4 OG Kush.
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FLOWER GIFT OPTIONS

$100 MINIMUM

5 Beat Pkg

$50
  • FREE 1/8oz (3.5 GRAMS)

10 Beat Pkg

$100
  • FREE 1/4oz (7 GRAMS)

16 Beat Pkg

$160
  • FREE 1/2oz (14 GRAMS)

28 Beat Pkg

$280
  • FREE 1oz (28 GRAMS)

TOP-SHELF FLOWER GIFT STRAINS BELOW

Blue Dream is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica) strain that is a potent cross between the hugely popular Blueberry X Haze strains. This infamous bud boasts a moderately high THC level that ranges from 17-24% on average and a myriad of both indica and sativa effects. Users describe the Blue Dream high as having an immediate onset of an uplifting cerebral head high that leaves you completely motivated and focused with waves of creative energy that hit quickly and hard. This is accompanied by a mellow relaxing body high that leaves you warmed, numb, and completely pain free. Due to these potent combination effects, Blue Dream is said to be an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as chronic stress, chronic pain due to injury or illness, mild to moderate cases of depression, and sleep disorders, including insomnia.
Sativa-dominant 3 Kings (sativa/indica ratio of about 70:30) gets its name not from the 1999 movie or even the three wise men of the Bible but from its parentage: a combination of Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush, each among the most popular marijuana strains in the world. The effects, mostly cerebral, reflect this strain’s sativa genes, inducing a focused, energetic feeling perfect for daytime activities together with a relaxed, happy sensation. This is ideal for treating a wide range of conditions, including cramps, depression, migraines and other headaches, inflammation, chronic pain, and insomnia.

Purple Cookies is a rare evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain crated through crossing the classic Girl Scout Cookies strain with an unknown member of the Purple family. There are many who believe that its second parent is the one and only Grand Daddy Purps, but we cannot be certain due to a general lack of information about its heritage. Nonetheless, Purple Cookies brings on a delicious grape-infused nutty cookie flavor and dazzling well-balanced effects. The aroma of Purple Cookies is much like the flavor, with a spicy grape overtone accented by woody earth and nutty herbs and spices. The Purple Cookies high comes on with a creeping effect, washing over both mind and body in slowly building waves of happy relaxation. You’ll feel your mind lift as your body drops off into a state of slight sedation and complete ease. Thanks to these effects and its high 18-19% average THC level, Purple Cookies is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, insomnia, nausea, appetite loss, and depression

Strawberry Banana is a 70/30 indica-dominant cannabis strain developed by DNA Genetics in collaboration with Serious Seeds. A genetic cross between Crockett’s Banana Kush and the “Strawberry” phenotype of Bubble Gum, Strawberry Banana inherits a sweet fruity flavor that earned this hybrid her name. Known for its heavy resin production and high THC content, Strawberry Banana produces happy, peaceful effects that sharpen creativity and sensory awareness.

Cookie Dough is another popular medicinal marijuana strain that is an Indica dominant hybrid strain. It has a pleasant appearance. Cookie Dough looks like mushy crystals with a yellowish and orange color. It has a wonderful aroma that is a mixture of minty and sweet odors. Cookie Dough has a lovely taste as well which is mainly sweet and justifies its name. You can also feel a hint of mint in its flavor. It has an incredibly high THC level of 25 percent. It’s CBD and CBN content ranges from zero to ten percent. The main effects of Cookie Dough are analgesic. It also serves as a neuroprotector and is an appetite stimulant as well. Therefore, it is extremely beneficial for people who want to gain weight and increase their appetites. It is great for suppressing anxiety and stress, and works well whenever you are experiencing a strong bout of anxiety.
24K Gold, also known as “Kosher Tangie” or simply “24K,” to most, is a slightly indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain created through crossing the flavorful Kosher Kush X Tangie strains. 24K Gold gets its name from its A+ flavor and jaw-dropping frosty gold appearance. 24K Gold buds have long pepper-shaped bright neon green nugs with slightly purple undertones and a thick frosty coating of chunky milky gold trichomes that are mixed in with bright golden orange hairs. 24K Gold has a sweet aroma of pungent sweet tangerines with a hint of sugary skunk. The flavor is of sweet ripe citrus with hints of skunk that are surprisingly flavorful. The flavor of 24K Gold will definitely get you hooked, but the effects are what will keep you coming back for more. The 24K Gold high is one that is happy and uplifted in nature, perfect for putting anyone in a good mood during the day or night. It hits you first with a euphoric lift that is slightly calming in nature, numbing mental pains while infusing you with a slight sense of energy. As this high builds, you’ll become more and more relaxed, leaving you with a sense of ease without feeling lazy.
Chiesel is a sticky bud with an extremely strong smell. It is a combination of two critical varieties, one being Big Buddha Cheese and the other being New York City Diesel. It is dry but sticky, and looks dull green with a pungent smell of cheese and diesel. It has an impressive 1.04 per cent CBD level and 14.45 per cent THC level. Chiesel is known for its elevated effects and may be used for patients dealing with symptoms of stress, anxiety, chronic pain, mood fluctuations and depression. However, it may cause drying in the eyes and mouth. The contribution of the New York City Diesel in this medical strain highlights its salvaging effects; the patient should consider the importance and usefulness of avoiding this strain during afternoons, for maximum value when they do smoke it.

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Michael Phelps OG is an indica dominant hybrid strain that’s created through crossing OG Kush X another unknown strain. Although the other parent of this heavy hitting bud isn’t known due to breeder secrecy, this bud is still pretty popular on the market thanks to its super high 22% minimum THC level and lazy effects. On that note, if you’re looking for something to fuel your workout or to get you ready for the Olympics, you might want to skip this one. Rather than giving you an increase in energy, Michael Phelps OG actually leaves you completely and totally sedated for hours on end. You’ll be too lazy and couch-locked to really do much of anything other than eat anything in sight and giggle at random things. Thanks to these sedative effects, Michael Phelps OG is said to be perfect for treating chronic pain, muscle spasms, depression, and chronic fatigue.

CONCENTRATE GIFT OPTIONS

5 Beat Pkg

$50
  • FREE 1G SHATTER

6 Beat Pkg

$60
  • FREE 1/2G OIL DISTILLATE CARTRIDGE

7 Beat Pkg

$70
  • FREE 1 GRAM OF CRUMBLE

9 Beat Pkg

$90
  • FREE 1G LIVE RESIN OR 1G OIL DISTILLATE CARTRIDGE

CONCENTRATE GIFT CHOICES

T.I.T.S. Shatter

TRAINWRECK (S) – TANGIE (S) – CANDY JACK (S) – HEADBAND (S) – STARDAWG (H) – SNOW CAP (H) – ANIMAL COOKIES (H) – SUNSET SHERBERT (H) – BERRY (I)

S= Sativa   –   H= Hybrid  –  I= Indica

SUPER SOUR DIESEL – DURBAN POISON – XJ 13 – TANGIE BANANA – PINEAPPLE EXPRESS – GREEN CRACK

LIMITED FLAVORS: GUSHERS – TRAINWRECK – LEMON SKUNK

JACKS CLEANER – SUNSET SHERBET – TRINITY OG KUSH – BLUE COOKIES – DO SI DOS

1G CRUMBLE

EDIBLE GIFT OPTIONS

1 Beat Pkg

$10
  • FREE 50MG EDIBLE

1.5 Beat Pkg

$15
  • FREE PRE-ROLL

2 Beat Pkg

$20
  • FREE 100MG Edible

4 Beat Pkg

$40
  • FREE 200MG Edible

CHOOSE YOUR EDIBLE OR PRE-ROLL GIFTS BELOW

100mg Pack Gummy Bears (25mg each, pack of 4)

100mg Pack CANNACUBES (25mg each, pack of 4)

100mg LOLLIPOP

100MG CHOCOLATE CAKE POP

100MG PEANUT BUTTER POP

DARK BELGIUM CHOCOLATE WEED BAR

Just like a brownie, but a cookie. Chocolate Chip 100MG